The success of one's career depends not on a random variable, but a random vector. -- Mike Louden

The job of the staff is to make up for bad management. -- Craig Wanke

The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals want to hand out taxpayer money to individual people who don't know how to manage their money and conservatives want to hand out taxpayer money to large corporations who don't know how to manage their money. --Lisa Schaefer

"With a goal in mind and an honest effort, anyone can accomplish greatness." --Lisa Schaefer

"The meaning of our lives is to justify where someone else spent their budget." --Lisa Schaefer
"A car is a hole in the ozone into which you pour nonrenewable natural resources." --Lisa Schaefer